Ok, you know the conventional wisdom that you shouldn't go to the grocery store when you're hungry? Lies. If you ever want to achieve spherical form, what you should do is not eat all day, in part because you get lost on the cmu campus wearing a neoprene backpack while it is 80 degrees and humid in pittsburgh, and then wait and go to Trader Joe's at 7PM:
Here is a glimpse of some of the stuff you might end up with if you follow my far superior wisdom:
Trader Joe's 5 Layer dip (the layers are: guacamole, sour dream, black bean dip, pico de gallo, and cheddar cheese)
Trader Joe's Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookies (in a BUCKET!)
Trader Joe's Garlic Hummus dip
Lobster Roll with fresh cut avocado
Trader Joe's Gourmet chicken salad with almonds and currants
Gurgle, Gurgle, Gurgle.